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Star Wars (スター・ウォーズ Sutā Wōzu) is a Family Computer video game released in 1987 by Namco. Despite being based on the first Star Wars film, some levels are based on the later two Star Wars films. It is the only game in the Star Wars franchise that was released exclusively in Japan. The game is a common side-scrolling platformer where the player controls Luke Skywalker (appearing with black hair due to color limitations), as he travels to join the Rebellion against the Empire.

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"We got the special middle finger pop-up for you this week!" —Paul

"This is better graphics than the movie." —Josh

"Oh my God, he looks like a burn victim!" —Josh

"Yoda fucking queefed away!" —Nick

"It appears that the desert has air superiority here." —Paul

"He's breathing. Or he's farting into a microphone." —Josh

"We got holograms now? Porn's gonna be awesome!" —Paul

"Did J.J. Abrams write this?" —Josh

"Paul, you can't mix Sci-Fi metaphors!" —Josh

"That's Japanese as shit, man!" —Josh

"Game of the year!" —Paul

"I'm not tryin' to hang around no bombs." —Paul

"That's Obi-Wan Kenobi, AKA Fabio, with his beautiful luscious locks." —Paul

"Remember that part in Star Wars where he fights bullfrogs?" —Josh

"Did they win the Star War?" —Josh

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