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Virtual Bart is a video game developed by Sculptured Software and published by Acclaim. It was released for the Super NES and Genesis in 1994.

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Paul Game Over
Josh Game Over

Quotes

"The prophecy foretold of a segway from Springfield!" —Nick

"They should just call this mini-game 'Bart ass view.'" —Nick

"If you get radiation sickness you start bleeding out of your ass because your intestinal lining decays." —Josh

"When you run into things they hurt you." —Nick

"Kill your mom, fuck your dad, Oedipus Rex!" —Paul

"Yo, Lisa Loeb was hot shit back in 1999." —Paul

"I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't." —Josh

"Get out of my way, ya fuckin' Martin piece of shit!" —Paul

"I got fucking Lyme disease from this." —Josh

"I got piratebay.org bro, I don't need your Virtual Bart." —Paul

"Josh, get over here. We need your dick." —Nick

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